10 ways to guilt-trip your daughter into abstinence

Don't want your daughter to ruin her precious young life with the burden of a child at the age of 15?  No problem!  Pick and choose your favorite method from the following list and she'll be a perfect angel 'til the day she dies.  For a little more kick, feel free to mix and match some of the items as you see fit.

1. Inform her that an early pregnancy will result in getting the boot--no way in hell will you help her raise a child conceived through stupidity.
2. Remind her that getting kicked out of the house means that she'll be living on the streets poor and alone since her man will definitely not want anything to do with her.  
3. Tell her that no man will ever want to marry her if she has sex before marriage.  She's damaged goods.
4. Heavily imply that having sex before marriage makes her a whore.
5. While sighing, let her know that young people should only be studying 24/7.  Love and sex are foolish things to want.
6. Scornfully frown on masturbation.  If you are aware that your daughter pleasures herself, sternly give her that look and tell her "I know what you did last night."  Yeah that's right, you better feel guilty, daughter.  How could you be so disgusting?
7. Using that same look, ask her if she's already had sex.  Keep pressing that topic and make sure to also be on the brink of crying.  That'll definitely make her think twice about her decisions.
8. Constantly remind her that if she has a child, her life is over.  Completely over.  She'll be stuck working a dead-end job at McDonald's for the rest of her life full of regrets.
9. Make her promise OUT LOUD that she will not have sex before marriage while you shakily demand it with tears in your eyes.  Oh yeah, she'll definitely see your face and hear your quivering voice every time she gets closer to having sex.
10. Make sure that you drill these values so deep into her skull, she starts believing that she's a horrible person for ever having sexual desires.

And there you have it!  Go forth and scar your daughters as much as you can, dear parents.  Not only will you frighten the idea of intimacy for her, you will also ruin any chance of her having a real connection with someone for a very long time.  Keep guilting her and you just might be able to have her die a virgin, how wondrous!  Oh wait, grandchildren.